“Ain’t no Wasted Time”

Multitasking is my thing,
I do it all the time,
I juggle email, answer calls,
And think I’m doing fine.

100 things that must be done,
I cannot slow a bit,
I eat my lunch – update my blog,
And never make a slip!

I post a pic – I Tweet a bit,
I Instagram a friend,
I type an email in between,
And then I click on send

Just sent an email to my girl,
To tell her she’s so hot,
I slip and pick my boss’s name!
My god my future’s shot!

This multitasking has a price,
When focus is required,
My boss replies,
“You think I’m hot?”

And that’s why I was fired!